Highlights from the 2012 Presidential Campaign
Primary PunDitty Toppers
Misfit Mitt lacks the precedent
Of Scissorhands, the President.
Election PunDitty Toppers
I'm a "stick-to-the-ribs" foodie,
Though it sticks most to my booty.
Obama pounds bully pulpit;
Mitt pounds pupils in bully fit.
Mitt proves he's to the manner born
Keeps on blowing his manor horn.
If you can't diet or tell tales,
Avoid mirrors and stay off scales.
One bit of luck as a debtor--
At least I'm not my creditor.
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Coming soon: An American Treasure: A half-century of puns, satire, and political poems by Dan Speers
A Chronical of the 2012 Primary Season
The Republican Primary PunDittys
DONALD TRUMPET'S SLUMPIT -- THE MOUTH OF NEW YORK
ANTHONY WEINER'S WIGGLE ROOM -- Shameless PunDiddlies
Wisconsin Walker's Hypocrazy