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Highlights from the 2012 Presidential Campaign

Primary PunDitty Toppers

Misfit Mitt lacks the precedent

Of Scissorhands, the President.

Election PunDitty Toppers

I'm a "stick-to-the-ribs" foodie,

Though it sticks most to my booty.

Previous PunDittys

Obama pounds bully pulpit;

Mitt pounds pupils in bully fit.

Mitt proves he's to the manner born

Keeps on blowing his manor horn.

Previous Epigrams

If you can't diet or tell tales,

Avoid mirrors and stay off scales.

One bit of luck as a debtor--

At least I'm not my creditor.

Read More of These in the PunDitty Vault

Read More of These in Recent Epigrams

Coming soon: An American Treasure: A half-century of puns, satire, and political poems by Dan Speers


A Chronical of the 2012 Primary Season

The Republican Primary PunDittys

In this last primary season,
Puns, poems and irony
Traced GOP hyprocrisy,
But while t'was rhyme,
t'was no reason.
Read the PunDittys Here

DONALD TRUMPET'S SLUMPIT -- THE MOUTH OF NEW YORK


ANTHONY WEINER'S WIGGLE ROOM -- Shameless PunDiddlies


Wisconsin Walker's Hypocrazy



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