Mitt and Rick are fighting about
Which genuine phony wins out.
Those who would vote Republican,
Would make burqas the new fashion.
Romeny turns tail and runs away,
Gritty South not going his way.
That new Southerner Mitt Romney,
Won't denounce Limbaugh's homily.
Santorum, Newt and Romney, too,
Refuse to reject Limbaugh's view.
We need to boycott them, too.
Romney ate grits and said, "you-all,"
Lacing accent with Yankee gall.
Romney never got his spine back
To denounce Rush's coed attack.
The big news on Super Tuesday
Newt and Rick not going away,
Romney finds naught going his way.
Franklin Graham's latest brain trauma:
Muslim's got a free pass from Obama.
--Yeah. Like that pass to Hell for Osama.
Santorum's government plan
Favoring a birth control ban
Is his religious Taliban.
Mormon Bishop Romney should choose,
To end baptizing of dead Jews.
Caught Loofa Bill shriveling on SNL,
Dorian Grey got better deal.
Bob MacDonald seeks VP win,
Leading Virginia Taliban.
Christ rode ass to Jerusalem,
The ass' name was Franklin Graham.
Franklin Graham, who bore false witness,
Proved his faith is for the witless.
Romney's behind in in Michigan,
Because he opened his mouth and
Voters saw his behind again.
Romney had no clue when he spoke,
That self-deportation's a joke.
If birth control you want to ban,
Be sure to vote Republican.
Rick Santorum hates birth control,
Says that he wants to fill that hole.
Arizona Rep. Ash, Cecil
Seeks "Holiday for White People.
Newt says he's a little behind,
Not quite the size I have in mind.
Newt Gingrich says let's build a moon base,
A thought that comes from empty space.
Newt and Mitt turned on each other;
Told the truth on one another.
SC causes Mitt some friction,
Turns well-oiled machine to fiction.
Newt denies pulling wool oe'r eyes,
Must be the different yarns he tries.
Newt Gingrich is losing his base,
Ironic since it's he who's base.
Ron Paul's appeal seemingly grows,
The further back in iime he goes.
Trump sees real birth certificate
Now doubts Hawaii was a state.
Mitt Romney attacks Newt Gingrich,
His zany charge is that Newt's rich.
Bishop Romney, we barely knew ye,
A betting man, apparently
Secretly. --Fancy some coffee?
Rick Perry sports his gay attire,
To light his Brokeback Mountain fire.
Fox News gives birth to deceptions,
Giving viewers misconceptions.
Using pepper spray is questionable.
GOP claims it's a vegetable.
News panel stumps poor Herman Cain,
They started by asking his name.
Bachman claims she's shorted on air time,
Oops, this sounds like her own head line.
Rick Perry's brain just went caput;
Shot off his mouth and self in foot.
On sex charges, Herman Cain plays dumb
And when not playing, he stayed glum.
First, they said Cain wasn't Able
Now, it appears he's not stable.
Mitt Romney's problem untoward
Is: Which face does he put forward.
Rick Perry's campaign downhearted,
It stopped faster than it started.
Palin's tours are a conduit
She conducts for the fund of it.
One thing Rick Perry could not fake
Was how to make a good debate.
Rick Perry's debate did unwind
When he spoke what was on his mind.
Perry and Romney fought in vain;
Their only success: raising Cain.
Though Christie declined with brio.
His conceit was slick as Crisco.
Christie: "I didn't feel it in my gut."
So he pulled his speech from his butt.
Scott Brown pens a nice student note,
Plagarized from what Sen. Dole wrote.
Rick Perry wasn't hard to stop,
After plummeting to the top.
Rick Perry's debut peters out later,
Fails the test as a master debater.
Give public jobs, Obama says.
GOP says: "Give us your job, Pres."
The day of solidary will pass,
But #Occupy now defines the class.
Hominy grits give Romney fits,
Puts his quiddity where he sits.
Romeny has no clue it's funny
To brag he's made lots of money.
Mitt Romney whow sincerity,
In commitment to perfidy.
Chicken Romney hasn't condemned
Lush Lamebrain's attack on women.
That polytheist Mitt Romney
Thanks his gods for hominy.
Mitt says the poor have safety nets,
Which he will cut first chance he gets.
Romney shows how a rich man scores,
Getting rich from others' labors.
Mitt Romney, the Polytheist,
Swears that Newt Gingrich is the beast.
Mitt Romney, feeling defensive,
Tried to relate, but proved offensive.
Romney shows how a rich man scores,
Getting rich from others' scores.
On his campaign, Newt has no doubt
No doubt he's in, no doubt he's out.